Ohh Gwee!

will update soon but till then.... here's the song I wrote for you Gwee!! :)

We made this song for a sister name Gwee

This song’s so cool its for Fwee!

I don’t see how anyone else can replace you….

ohhh Gwee

She used to have a cool car named Batsu

but now its been replaced to Daihatsu

I don’t see how anyone else can replace Batsu

ooh Gwee

Gwee talks in a supersonic speed

so fast until it becomes a hip hop beat
I don’t see how anyone else can replace you….

ohhh Gwee

Here is the church and here are the people

she sure is cute for the church keyboard player

I don’t see how anyone else can replace you….

ohhh Gwee

She has a cool sister called Elise

don’t leave her settling the house lease
I don’t see how anyone else can Tahan(stand) this

ooh Gwee

She’s from a cool group called Acts29

She never fails to make Jesus Shine!

I don’t see how anyone else can replace you

ooh Gwee

You never fail to make us laugh

With your broken rojak market engrish

I don’t see how anyone else can replace you

HAIYO Gwee

Now that you’re leaving for Darwin
we hope that you can go there to kahwin (marry)

I don’t see how anyone else can replace you

ooh Gwee

Du du du (3x)

Now is time to end this song

we’ve been singing for way too long

don’t forget us anytime soon

please Gwee

You have serve the church of Hope gold coast

don’t forget us..please send us a post

hope you have fun in Darrrwin

Bye Bye Gweeeee

Off to Melbourne!

So I decided to update my blog because I'll be gone for a week and take this time to update on what's been happening.

I finally went to my McD orientation and I got my uniform yay :) training starts next week! oh and its funny how the manager told us that 4 weeks ago a guy came in with a shotgun and robbed the restaurant, this never happened in its 24 years and this is its first .... of all times -_- and I found one fact quite funny, A box of diet coke weigh less than a normal one cos it has less sugar... call me sakai but I only realised it and went 'ooooohhhhh' XD

I worked today and it was the worst shift ever..... I slept at 12 woke up at 3am to get to brisbane and started work at 6am, it was at a port and guess what was my job description. A Porter.... sounds good but heck no, in the Port the porter loads and unloads all the bags that comes in and out for the day and yes I was doin that for 6 hours straight, lifting and pushing 2500++ bags. No kiddin' I think I just cut 1 year of my life

Oh yea and I;m off to Melb woohoo! Can't wait to see my friends there and the conference will definately be awesome! It's about The Holy Spirit and can't wait to be empowered, impacted and transformed!! I still dunno why so many ppl keeps asking me to buy stuffs for them from melb -.-

Domo Rocks and Cherry Coke sucks

I went shopping during two days ago and look what I got! Cool ey? I'm a big fan of Domo for a long time and I was stoked when I saw this shirt hehe :)Yea I went shopping two days ago, initially I didn't want to spend anything at all but I was drawn to that shirt then I saw some more cheap clothes that were on sale and got tempted to buy it. I partly blame Ping for bringing me there and because of that I spent close to $90 including some cheap food I got from the reject shop! Ping was being lame when she said 'I bought you from the reject shop' Ooohhh Snap!!!

Oh yeah tried Cherry Coke for the first time and it was disgusting, 'somebody' heard it was nice so we bought it and seriously this will be the first and last time I'll be having Cherry Coke.

Worked yesterday for a kickboxing match and I got to see legends fight like John Wayne Parr, The preacher, Carnage waaaaaa. I was even next to Soron Mongkontong and John!!! I didn't have a pen to ask for an autograph and my phone batt went dead so I couldn't take any pics ... bummer =( Sorry you won't understand this unless you watched The Contender Asia or you're into kickboxing =P

Time heals nothing

Its one of those days where you get this LOL moments :)

Me: miss jacky, aou a u
Lamo: eye aim ou gay
Me: zomg, ou a gay! HAHAHA XD
Lamo: SHATAP!

HAHAHAHA

Here's something I read yesterday and would like to share with y'all

Time Heals Nothing

I know theres the old age cliché "Time heals all wounds" we are told to hang in there, put a smile, wait for time to anesthetize our pain. When we hurt, time only magnifies the pain. Days and weeks go by and agony hangs on. The hurt won't go away, no matter what the calendar says. Time may push the pain deeper into the mind, but one tiny memory can bring it to surface. Time heals nothing, God Heals!

Taken and praphrased from David Wilkerson- Have you felt like giving up lately

Which is so true... long story short, I shared yesterday at life group about the pain I had when people would ask me to shut up when I sing, or the rain would start pouring or worse.... practicing 1 hour before Church service and the Senior Pastors asks you to not sing but just open your mouth pretending you're singing? wow. (no not the church in Aus but back in Msia =P) Now that really stuck a dagger to your heart especially when you're called to be a Worship Leader, when you love singing, Praisin n worshppin God and doubts begin to creep in, holes are open for the devil to come in and put more lies, and make you think you're unworthy. But I really Thank God that I've managed to surrender my pain to Him, to cast my burdens on the cross and knowing that everything will be ok because someone has taken my burdens. Now whenever ppl tell me that I sing off tune, or I suck at it, I'm ok with it, no more dagger to the heart because God has healed me and I know that one day I can overcome this area of fear of failure in singing and turn it to a wonderful testimony =)

New Skin ^_^

yay! Finally I decided to change my skin, it was a hard decision as I loved my old skin but I was glad I found something similar or better than the previous one. Comments will be appreciated on how and what to improve ^_^ and million thx again to Bananagurl who always helped me with my html stuffs, i feel so c2pid T.T

Oh yeah I got 2 more new gifts, a Hamburger CD case and a Jim Bean Bottle from my Sheep @_@ He knows I like Bourbon

I just started my iPod today LOL! It was awesome but the process of transferring songs was a pain and I HAD to find album covers for the songs just cos it'll look cooler XP Finished New Moon and gonna be reading Book 3 of the Twilight series soon. Honestly though I have no idea why am I reading a teenagers novel -.-

Oh and I feel so naked now without my black nails =x everyone was asking, Jason!!! Why so Emo!!!! Some said it was ugly Some said it was sexy , and some said said it was cool =) I had to tell them its fashion, then they went 'Yea! Emo fashion' geez -_- anyway I told them im not trying to be cool, not trying to be emo.................... I'm a...

ROCKSTAR!!!!!! XP

The Power of Your Name

I love the Lincoln Brewster Album I got for my bday, been listening to it and this song really touched me, the lyrics are meaningful so true and made me realized that there's so much brokeness in this world, but we as God's children , carrying God's compassion, to love others, to give the life we have been given to others, to Love God, Love People, Love Life.

The Power of Your Name feat Darlene Zschech

Surely children weren't made for the streets

and the fathers were not made to leave

Surely this isn't how it should be

Let your Kingdom come

Surely nations were not made for war

or the broken meant to be ignored

Surely this just can't be what You saw

Let your Kingdom Come, Here in my Heart

I will Live, to carry your compassion

To love a world that's broken

To be your hands and feet

I will Give, with the life that I've been given

and go beyond religion

to see the wold be changed

By the Power of your Name

Surely life wasn't made to regret

And the lost were not made to forget

Surely Faith without action is dead

Let Your Kingdom come, Lord Break this Heart

Your Name, is a shelter for the hurting

Jesus Your name, is a refuge for the weak

Only your name, Can redeem the undeserving

Jesus Your Name, Holds everything I need

Belated Bday Post!

So I decided not to celebrate my birthday this year..... reason why was because I'm 22, I feel there isn't really a need to celebrate and my birthday hasn't always been that great. I do appreciate what people do for me during my bday and I really thank them for it but it just feels like any other event and I never get any good gifts for that matter. So I was like ahh wtheck, I'm not gonna plan anything cos ppl will then ask 'why did u not invite me' blablabla

Turned out that this year's bday wasn't so bad after all.... I can probably put it in my Top3, whats' my top? I have no idea but it's hidden in my memory somewhere If i can relocate it haha, that is why I said its in the top 3 just in case if I remember XD

I kinda celebrated my birthday for three days. Saturday we had BBQ on the beach and you know beach is my fav place to be and later in the noon my friends surprised me with an *gasp* iPOD!!!! Heck yea I was serious when I said I waited 4 years to get one.... I always entered surveys to get a chance to win one but I never did =( I was really grateful for the gift the guys chipped in. After the BBQ went out to have dinner with a special someone :) Everyone sang happy bday to me in church and had a late dinner after that. Monday had another dinner , had a big sukiyaki night :) so i was fell fed hehe

Oooo wats tat.... Ooo an Ipod! Got to love the beachMy presents...

I think this book is a book in season, thx chung!

Carol got me this bunny haha cos I was born in the year of rabbi... quite creative

Geez dis album is very good, check him out guys! Thx fab and jos!My iPod.. Haven;t open yet.. just leave for 'Pai Mei' First, and also a P.S you're cute chocolate bar from Ping .. Thanks! =)
And painted my toe nails black XD

oh yea and I'm officially working in McD McFlurry anyone?

Breakthrough

I knew I was going to get a breakthrough this week, but I was hoping for something like a new job but little did I know that breakthrough was about my my Spiritual Life.

The past three days were crappy, I was moody, partly because I was tired and sick of not getting a job despite me going everywhere and applying. I was angry with God, asking why did I have to suffer during those 3 days and where are my favor and blessings? Where was the Harvest he promised? Where was the job and so on.... It's as if His hedge and hands over me was gone. Did i suffer because of my sin or unavoidable disaster (God/satan?)

Yesterday's quiet time was one of the best quiet time I had for awhile and God prompted me to read Job. I did... and God opened my eyes and made me realized how selfish and how blinded I was. If I didn't get what I want, I would blame God, and think that God 'disowned' me. Job's faith in God really inspired me after losing 7000 sheeps, his family and his livestocks. First reaction I would get was to blame God and ask why!!! But Job, first reaction was to fell down to worship and said

"I came naked from my mother’s womb, and I will be naked when I leave. The Lord gave me what I had, and the Lord has taken it away. Praise the name of the Lord!”

and on the next verse it said

In all of this, Job did not sin by blaming God

Wow I've been blaming God all this time and made me realized one thing.... My faith was based on rewards and prosperity, that is hollow. If those were taken away would I still worship God or would I blame Him and walk away? To be unshakable, faith must be built on the confidence that God's ultimate purpose will come to pass.

I told God..... no job, its ok, no blessings, its ok, I know theres plenty in the storehouse waiting to be open in your timing. I'll wait patiently and although I have nothing now... yet I will praise thee.

3 days in a row

3 bad days in a row now.... I have no idea what's going on.

Saturday was already bad (previous post)

Sunday wasn't good as well, was quite discouraged

Monday morning.... Today!! I was looking forward to a brand new day. no luck. first thing when I went to the bathroom my anger was already boiling up, some douche went and dropped my new shampoo on the floor and the shampoo was all over the bathroom and didn't even bother to wash it. That was early in the morning.. hows that? I'm running low on cash since I have no job and guess what? I was fined $150 today for parking, yea yea my fault but jsut the fact I had got fined ugh...... to top it off I came home, as usual the kitchen was in a mess and no one bothered to clean to the fridge all the time as I was the one doing it all the time and taking out the thrash.....geez.

I feel like Job now -.- and I have a feeling Im going to lose my basketball game again tmrw..... sigh

Series of Unfortunate Events... really!

Saturday, March 14th , Wasn't a Good day for me. It's the weekend and its a day after Friday the 13th, not that I believe in that anyway but my day yesterday was absolutely crap. Could have never been worse.

Woke up at 7.45am and had to get ready to go surfing, the main point of the event was that we could invite new students/friends but the downside was that it was all the way in Currumbin which was close to 40min drive. There's no way people would wanna come if it's so far and the only reason we had it there was because the surfing was cheaper... fair enough but if you add the petrol that needed to go there it adds up the same amount. If we had it in Surfers where we usually do, at least people would know how to get there by their own and join us whenever...... that's just me complaining about surfing.....

The bad part was driving on the way Currumbin, I took the wrong turn, went all the way to uni and had to take a long way back to the highway (I didn't know where was the short way) there goes my fuel consumption. Then I was told to take exit 95 which I did but it turns out the people who gave me the directions didn't take that turn and took an earlier exit so we went to first beach= nobody.... called and tried second beach= nobody....... called and tried to ask where are they, crappy directions were given.... so i decided to go with my insticnts, reached a place that had many people.... nobody and in the end I just went 'Hey I'm here at elephant park, Go ask someone how are we going to get to your place from my place' easy as that. Done deal. Now this may seem like nothing but for the driver himself can be quite stressful, so annoyed when one of my passengers went 'ur like my mum, why so stress when driving' geez man..... after taking so many turn and not finding the place i'll surely be stressed right, for the passengers they're ok cos they're not driving... gosh!

Did have fun surfing but towards the end I got annoyed again. I told my friends hey I want to leave and reach home bout 1ish cos I have work tonight and I need to rest. Yea they were in the water for so long they completly forgot about time, no worries, I'll wait and just use this time to sunbathe. When they came back I said lets get ready to go now, and they wanted to climb that huge rock thingy -_- . I said go go but come back fast. yeah right... 20min and they're not back yet so I decided to take a walk to the shops and come back, and finally everyone was ready.... I was frustrated of course having to wait for so long and it was close to 2 and I went,
'why so long? I said I wanna go home early already ma'
'But it wasn't long , and u just got back'
'I just got back cos I had to wait for u all for 20min under the sun and you guys haven't show up yet.'

then when it was time to go home.... took every1 5min to decided who to follow who...
'why don;t follow my car? I'm going uni!'
'oh.. she doesn't think we're good enough friends'
ugh so childish....
either way Im bringing them to uni so its the same thing and people can decide who they wanna go with ya.... because of that it took them ages to decide who to follow who....

oh and my friend lent this Nike shoes to my housemate which he hasn't worn for 2 years. So my housemate used the shoe and two days later I used the shoe as well for a day. Didn't notice anything wrong with the shoe until yesterday when my friend complained there was a slight tear on the shoe... woah! he wanted us to buy him a new shoe oh, and pay quite a huge amount for a rm250 that he rarely uses and the quality wasn't good as well. It's not settled yet but I told my housemate ill shar the responsiblity and what we could do is just buy the shoe off him and use it which is better than getting him a new one. What I don't get is, we're friends and you still treat us like that? Want us to pay for the shoes?? If it was my friend tat tore my shoe just a lilbit I would get angry of course but I wouldn't even EVER think of asking them to pay for it..

I managed to get home at 2.30 and had to leave for work at 4pm wasn't much time to rest cos I had to cook lunch as well. ALMOST got into an accident. I was stopping at the traffic light and when it was green I pressed on the accelerator and my car went on reverse NEARLY hitting the car behind me, it was a good thing the car behind me horned if not I would have hit her. See that? I was driving the whole day up and down an 80min trip and I didn't get enough rest to drive to work and nearly got into an accident...... thanks a lot

Work was bad
1.) Realized I was day dreaming when I was serving customers during a cocktail party, realized it when Kids were laughing and pointing at me. I guess my expression showed I was in lalaland
2.) I was working in the bar for an hour and during that one hour somehow my shoulder knocked the tray and the beer spilt all over the floor. Whole bar was in a big mess.
3.) Event started, My role is to deliver take orders and deliver drinks. One time I had a bottle of champagne, 2 glasses of champagne, one beer and one wine. was walking halfway I slipped and fell on the floor HARD. I was so shocked and stunned i was lying on the floor for like 6seconds before I realized what had happened. Supervisor and associate came and went 'are u ok are u ok?' phew! at least I didn't get scolded. That resulted in a late delivery of drinks, customer said he gave me $50 and the change I given was wrong and I had to change cos I stink of alcohol which lead to a late delicery of drinks
4.) I was being careful not to slipped and when I finally got into the room my associate bumped me accidentaly and my drinks fell on the carpet -_- great....
5.) There was this guy at work that is so friendly and helpful to me... are you ok? hows it goin? and in the end I realized he was....... I think.....gay

• So how old are you? I'm 21... Are u married?
• Do you have a gf? It's complicated, single for now, yea thats the best ;)

so that was ok until.......

• Are you staying with friends or family? oh staying with friends.... Guy or girl friends? Guys... that's very good! less problems hehe
• He went 'Hey baby' to me
• He always touched me on my hip or shoulder whenever I talk or he talks to me, one time was my hip nearly to my bum
• He took a napkin and spank my bum -.-

and yes..... me meeting him for the first time that's being overlyfriendly don't you think? lol

so yeah that was my crappy Saturday.... I can't believe it was that bad sigh
oh good thing was I did managed to invite that guy to church lolz.

still jobless....

still jobless.... still looking for a job... still bummin' around doing nothing useful and when I plan to do something useful I go to sleep (really!)

nothing much happened these few days but did have some pics to post.. will do it some other time XP

I thought.....so why....

I thought I have moved on, I thought that it was all ok. So when that thing suddenly happened why do I have this feeling..... why do I care so much, why is this affecting me cos its not supposed to.... not to sound emo (=P) but it just hurts, it pains till the point I couldn't even sleep. (c-mon Jas! get it out of your head, what are you whining about) Its bound to happen, I didn't expect it to be so soon. Yeah Go on, I have my own path, you have yours. All I can do is silently support you by your side.... i'll be alrite, don't worry about me or how I feel... :)

说好的幸福呢 by 周杰伦

Your reply is still reverberating chaoticly, at this point of timeWhen I thought of the white doves beside the fountain, the sweetness is scattered

My feelings are inexplicably dragging on, as I realised that I still love youAnd yet you continue singing this song, pretending that everything is alright

Time has passed and walked away, and there's a choice to be made when it comes to loveY

ou're becoming apathetic and tired, and I cried

You wrote a card describing the unhappiness when you leftSometimes when love reaches this point, it really hurts

What happened, you're tired, where is our promised happiness? I understand, so there's no point talking anymore; our love has become bland and my dreams have become farfetched

Counting carefully the times of happiness and unhappiness that you won't let goI still remember very clearly the feeling of having loved

You've given up waiting, so where is our promised happiness? I was wrong; my tears have dried; I have let go; and have regretted

But that musical box containing the past is still turning, so how do I stop that?

Tiger luck hahahah =P

Ever seen the ad where it goes something like this?

'Buy two cans of coke and get a chance to win a trip to Las Vegas!!'

Yea I bet you have, and people always wonder if those rewards are real or if someone will actually win it? What are the chances?

Guess what? Mr Jason Lee has bought himself a White Tiger Coffee Drink not knowing there's a chance to win something from that. One fine morning his housemate came in his room, gave him an envelope and in there it wrote....

Wait let's zoom in and read it again.......

Won a double pass to Dreamworld???? WOOT!!! Out of the 120 tickets that were given out in Gold Coast with a population of 527000++ I was one of the few lucky people who won the tickets!

Dreamworld anyone? If not I'm going to sell them and earn some cold hard cash :)

Thank God for the blessing

You are Good

There are times when waiting can seem forever but Lord....
You are Good
There are times when I see no fruits but Lord....
You are Good
The disappoinments I have....
You turn it to opportunities....
You are Good
Times I cry out for the harvest and I see none.... but Lord...
You are Good
Times I have fallen away from you, rejected you, despised you, yet you call me back as your own....
You are Good
Troubled times..... darkness comes.. waves comes crashing in.... only You I can turn to
You shelter me from harm, to find refuge in the shadows of your wings
You are Good
Indescribable...
You are Good
You promises are true, Your Grace is sufficient
You are Good
I'm not good with words, but I do know one thing Lord
You are Good :)

But do not forget this one thing, dear friends: With the Lord a day is like a thousand years, and a thousand years are like a day. The Lord is not slow in keeping his promise, as some understand slowness. He is patient with you, not wanting anyone to perish, but everyone to come to repentance. 2 Peter 3:8-9

I trust you in your unfailing love and your goodness, I will sing praises and lift a song from my heart to you ....I BELIEVE

New Car! =)

Update: Got a name for him, its MUD!!! Reason was because I got the car from Mudgeeraba lol.

I just got my new car and his a steal!
With only 52000km
Very good fuel economy
Mitsubishi Lancer 1999
4 cylinder, 1.5 Auto
Mostly stored in the garage and engine looks new, new tyres and no scratches
I got the car for a whoopin $6400 it was $7000 but managed to negotiate it to $6400 hehe
Now can go drive and pick up gals I mean friends Vroom Vroom!!!

Now what is left is a job (still jobless) and my visa application to go through......

When God....

When God wants to drill a man
And thrill a man
And skill a man,

When God wants to mold a man
To play the noblest part;
When He Yearns with all His heart
To create so great and bold a man
That all the world shall be amazed,
Watch His methods, watch His ways!

How He ruthlessly perfects
Whom He royally elects!
How He hammers him and hurts him,
And with mighty blows converts him
Into trial shapes of clay which Only God understands,
While his tortured heart is crying
And he lifts beseeching hands!

How He bends but never breaks
When his good he undertakes,
How He uses whom He chooses
And which every purposes fuses him,
By every act induces him
To try His splendour out-
God knows what He's about!!

Author Unkown

Happy CNY!

I can’t update much because my net has been slow since I’ve came back (my excuse =D). How slow? E-speed slow =.= no, sloweerrr! I don’t know why or what my housemates did to my computer haha. But one thing I do know the toilet is all brown, the bin was left unattended and is now full, and the kitchen is STILL in a mess. I told myself ‘I’m not cleaning this again!’ but after a day I gave in and had to clean it up because my stomach started making weird noises and I had to cook my dinner… meh.

Other than that I started applying for a job and praying really hard for my job, a car and my Visa! Hopefully all gets done smoothly. Coming back has been crap, the weather is killin’ me. I haven’t felt the feeling of your body and face getting sticky for a longtime! I literally felt like that for the whole day.

Missin the good food back home
Missin shoppin
Missin drinkin’ with my friends, thanks to you guys I have a jelly belly now and my washboard abs are gone
Missin my friends back home, Thanks guys, esp Bananagurl, Shawnyz and MangoCrap for Blessing me with good food =)

Wish you all a Happy Chinese New Year, tell your parents to I wished them ‘xin nian kuai le’ and post the angpao to me at 15, Melastoma Way, Arundel 4214 ok?

going back soon... WHAT?

I can't believe I'm going back so soon. All my friends reactions was like
'WHAT?? so soon?'
'WHAT? you're not spending CNY?'
'WHAT? why didnt u even tell me you're here'
even for myself
'WHAT? I can't believe it myself either!'

I feel like a sucky friend now (and I apologise), coming back not being able to say hi to everyone, travelling up and there and just live my Rockstar life... haha no la. Seriously though, had to travel to Miri the day after I got back, 2 days later had to travel to KL to do my paperwork and I didn't even had time to enjoy the food and shopping, was quite rushed.

So now I'm back from KL and in a few days time I'll be flying again to Gold Coast for good =x who knows when will I come back again lolz. So many people to catch up with with so little time....

KL was great, had only one day to shop and that one day I spent Rm600+, which is quite a lot for me actually, I just went into the shop, saw what I liked and bought it ROFL! I've never done that before and I don't buy much clothes in Aus so its' alright I guess.... with my favorite quote saying

'One Year, One Time............'

Xin Nian Kuai Le!

Picture Tag

I'm tagged by..... (Jax)

Use Google Image to search the answers to the questions below. Then you must choose a picture in the first page of results, and post it as your answer.

The Age of my next Birthday :
A place I'd like to travel to :

A favourite place :

A favourite thing :

A favourite food :

A favourite colour :

The city I live in :

The city I was born in :

A nickname I had :

College Major :

Name of my love :A bad habit :

A hobby :

Wishlist :

I TAG :

Rofl!! *spank* XD

Kids =P

Will be leaving Gold Coast to a country full of riches soon =)

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ..
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘I.’
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie….. Always say, ‘I am.’
MILLIE: All right….. ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It’s the same dog

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher